This photo was taken at Alton Towers when I was in year-11. It is quite sneaky really. The idea is that you have to work out: Which way was the photo taken, and thus, which pair of feet took the picture. A, B, C, or D ? The correct answer is written below if I can be bothered to put it in.

  This is a picture of Jeremy Clarkson, and Quentin Wilson taken at the 1997 Motor Show. I took it while they were in the middle of doing the Topgear live show type of thing. But on examining the photo I have discovered something which I didn't remember taking a picture of. You see just above Jeremy and Quentin's there is a strange patch of white. What is it I thought? I decided to write a list so I could send it into the Topgear team to see if they will shead any light on it. The strange thing is:

• The reflection of the lights off of Quentin's bald patch,


• Jeremy's halo coming down out of the heavens,


• A secret government experimental craft that Jeremy is going to expose in his next series of Extreme Machines,


• An egg that has been thrown at them by Tiff Needell after they kept taking the micky out of his driving. Kinda proves the point really.


• A plate thrown by Tiff Needell because he missed with the egg. Really proves the point!